you people are insane
No, not you people... the people who find me by mistake when searching for something else on the internet.
I found it intriguing, so a few months back I decided to save some of the searches. Here are some of the searches that led to me;
spanking implements, excuse me... could you please get off my blog? I don't think it has the kind of spanking you were looking for.
COOLEST ART THAT WILL MESS WITH YOUR HEAD, friends, I am not yelling at you. This search was typed in all caps. I love to think about the person soooo excited to be looking for the COOLEST ART THAT WILL MESS WITH YOUR HEAD. I would love to meet that person, sincerely. And, the really awesome part of this search is that it linked back to three of my entries. Rather than choose one I choose none.
abradabracadabra lyrics, I'm sorry that anyone remembers that song. I'm sorry for anyone who saw the video. I'm sorry for anyone searching for the lyrics. I'm sorry for ever mentioning it in my blog.
one armed stripper, I will find a picture of her someday. Glad I'm not the only one on the prowl for her. If she is an urban legend... don't tell me. It'd be like finding out that the government didn't assassinate JFK after all.
hand modeling, people are weird, that's all I have to say. Wait, I suppose that would make me weird too, I did post about it... sort of.
please pictures of real, real aliens, Don't you feel sorry for this guy? He was frustrated enough already, obviously, but then he found this. Or was it this?
Jolene's long toenails, Hee hee hee. Foot fetish gone bad? Or perhaps something equally disturbing? Or perhaps, Jolene has really long toenails.
And lots lots more... I seriously saved like thirty, and just picked my personal favorites. I just was not going to link to "jennifer lopez turtleneck," or "queen arquette," or "rebecca booty ice," and trust me I could go on an on. I also decided to use discretion and not link to the multiple searches for "phone sex aunt," "hot sex aunt," "rebecca's hot aunt," and so on.
So here's what I wonder... did they ever find what they were looking for?
arrivederci, rebecca marie
p.s. sadly, some of the searches have re-sorted by relevance. i am now irrelevant. dark days my friends, dark days.
I found it intriguing, so a few months back I decided to save some of the searches. Here are some of the searches that led to me;
spanking implements, excuse me... could you please get off my blog? I don't think it has the kind of spanking you were looking for.
COOLEST ART THAT WILL MESS WITH YOUR HEAD, friends, I am not yelling at you. This search was typed in all caps. I love to think about the person soooo excited to be looking for the COOLEST ART THAT WILL MESS WITH YOUR HEAD. I would love to meet that person, sincerely. And, the really awesome part of this search is that it linked back to three of my entries. Rather than choose one I choose none.
abradabracadabra lyrics, I'm sorry that anyone remembers that song. I'm sorry for anyone who saw the video. I'm sorry for anyone searching for the lyrics. I'm sorry for ever mentioning it in my blog.
one armed stripper, I will find a picture of her someday. Glad I'm not the only one on the prowl for her. If she is an urban legend... don't tell me. It'd be like finding out that the government didn't assassinate JFK after all.
hand modeling, people are weird, that's all I have to say. Wait, I suppose that would make me weird too, I did post about it... sort of.
please pictures of real, real aliens, Don't you feel sorry for this guy? He was frustrated enough already, obviously, but then he found this. Or was it this?
Jolene's long toenails, Hee hee hee. Foot fetish gone bad? Or perhaps something equally disturbing? Or perhaps, Jolene has really long toenails.
And lots lots more... I seriously saved like thirty, and just picked my personal favorites. I just was not going to link to "jennifer lopez turtleneck," or "queen arquette," or "rebecca booty ice," and trust me I could go on an on. I also decided to use discretion and not link to the multiple searches for "phone sex aunt," "hot sex aunt," "rebecca's hot aunt," and so on.
So here's what I wonder... did they ever find what they were looking for?
arrivederci, rebecca marie
p.s. sadly, some of the searches have re-sorted by relevance. i am now irrelevant. dark days my friends, dark days.
proclaimed by rebecca marie at 10:07 AM
15 flattering compliments:
my goal is to figure out how to get the phrase "greatest of ever" to produce you as the first result. that would be awesome.
The internet has some weird things on it huh.
When you google your name what should come up is SHE RULES!
I typed in "rebecca marie winters blog" into Google. Guess who was the first result. ME!
tim, that is comprised of awesome.
"rebecca marie blog" got me to car's blog.
i tried my real name too, but i won't tell you where that got me...
Gah! The one armed stripper! I had forgotten all about her. I thought she worked at Dino's on 10th and Hawthorne...hmmmm, I'm gonna have to help you on this picture quest.
It changed...now it's my brother's.
Funny that it's everyone but yours. I tried rebecca marie blog, and got car's too.
Type in "tim lewis blog"...and BAM! There I am.
I succumbed and googled myself. That sounds dirty. Anyway when you google Ladybuggin, I'm the first one that comes up...Go Me! I also noticed how many imposter me's are out there. Or at least other people using my ladybuggin name. I knew I should have trademarked that.
Jolene does have long toenails. They go clip clip on the floor when she walks around. Ever since we were little kids I've secretly carried around a nail clipper in hopes of catching her off guard and clipping them OFF.
(ok, not really.)
how do you find out what searches led to you? that's my question . . .
also, the proclaimers and their one-hit-wonder: i love it!
i convinced jon to let me play that song at our wedding (during the dismissing of the guests from the church) . . . i let him have "something in the way she moves" by james taylor . . . it was a fair trade i think.
i want to google inventor extraordinaire and see if you come up!
Yes, I'm with Tabitha - I want to know how to have this knowledge revealed unto me. Cuz you know my blog is getting some f'd up stuff.
Well, Rebecca and Sarah, sad to say, I do NOT have long toenails anymore. Kevin clips them off while I'm asleep now...
*SOB!*
someone googled poopie diaper and found my blog...
I couldn't be any more proud than I was that day ((sigh))
Rebecca Marie
Great to hear that "rebecca marie blog' puts you in such good company. By the way, could you send me some video of you (maybe at your job or doing constructive things) for my new URTV (public access) show called "Filthy Hippies of Asheville, NC" I want to show this town what a normal person looks like and does!
you reach me with fetish porn industry, how proud am I?
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