will you promise not to tell?

So you know postsecret? I have some ideas for some secrets I may send in. They are not really my secrets, I'm just making them up so that I'll have something more fun than "I hate my body (which i totally DON'T)" to send in.

Here're some I'm thinking about;

I think killing animals is wrong, so I poke holes in the meat packages at stores hoping to rot the meat and give carnivores food poisoning.

I was so jealous that I didn't make the homecoming court that I stole the hairspray out of the bags of the girls who did.

At Christmas time, I break all of the candy canes I see.

I make scary faces at kids in carts at the market, just to make them cry.

When I get an aisle seat on a plane, I pretend I'm sleeping and trip people.

I stole every pair of underwear I've worn since I was 19.

I cheated on my SAT then blamed depression when I failed out of university.

It's not that I think text messaging is stupid like I say I do, it's that I'm too stupid to figure it out.

At the last party he threw, I stole his yearbook. The one I'd written "i love you" in.

I slept with the best man. No, not sex, but sleeping. Sleeping with him was the safest I ever felt.

I am a closet pyromaniac. I'm also afraid of being burned, so it's a safe balance, so far.

My bra and underwear ALWAYS match.

I still watch Saved by the Bell. Daily. Because I taped them all in chronological order and also because they are my only friends.

So anyway, maybe I'll send some in, maybe not, too. If any of my lies ever get posted, I'll let you all know!



arrivederci, rebecca marie