secret's out, johnson & johnson!
the gig is up! no longer will we be forced to use four or five plasters a day. you thought you could trick us forever into unnecessary waste? well you thought wrong.
proclaimed by rebecca marie at 3:24 PM
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I'm pretty sure the voice over dude kept talking about how these will revolutionize the ninja field. All their little throwing star cuts can be taken care of (seriously there's only pointy parts to those things - what do you grab on to?). First ninjas brought us genetically modified amphibians, then "num-chuck skills" and now super stealth bandages. Thank you ninjas.
Wow! Not only have those japanese come up with some awesome paper folding designs, they've now revolutionized our banaids! I wish I had had more of those back in my fight club days. It would have saved me lots of money at the hospital.
raj
PS James you're wrong
You're not going to believe this, but I have a special tool called a "scissor" that can make any old bandage into a super-cool Japanese style one as shown on the infomercial.
Great post. I enjoyed it a lot. It's funny because about a month ago I did a post singing the praises of Compeed bandages from Denmark.
Steven you're wrong
Ha. Ha. Ha. Was that for real?
steven, what?? where can i get one of these amazing tools?
What I'm wondering is why that mother was bathing her son while topless. Is that some Japanese custom I am not familiar with? Or is that commercial mom just weird?
I almost wish I had an ow-ey so that I could try it! I'm all the impressed.
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