mmmm stinky booty
Someday I'll have the time to write a funny story again, I'm nearly sure of it, but in the meantime.....
Why does Pirate's Booty taste so good when it stinks soooo bad?
Also, if the roof of your mouth happens to be burned from a hot tea fiasco, the booty rips it up nearly as bad as the cap'n, just a safety tip.
Oh, another "also" for your trouble, too much booty is toooooo much booty. Oy.
arrivederci, rebecca marie
Why does Pirate's Booty taste so good when it stinks soooo bad?
Also, if the roof of your mouth happens to be burned from a hot tea fiasco, the booty rips it up nearly as bad as the cap'n, just a safety tip.
Oh, another "also" for your trouble, too much booty is toooooo much booty. Oy.
arrivederci, rebecca marie
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Ooohhh... too much Booty IS too much Booty. It expands like cake batter. But I'm not going to stop eating that either.
i thought for sure i was the only one with booty addiction. to prove the severity: who left an open bag o' booty in her office drawer for three weeks, then tried a piece only to discover it was cardboard booty, but ate the booty anyway? ME.
also...sorry for buying you the boiling, smoldering hot lava tea this morning...but it sure beat trudging through the rain at 5am!!
Klingon.
Oh, only manna from heaven. It's a snackie thing. Kinda sorta between a piece of popcorn and a cheeto. You can get it in the health food section of Fred Meyer, or at most hipster stores like Trader Joes. Mmmmmm. There's Pirate's Booty, Girlfriend's Booty, Veggie Booty, and Pirate's Balls (which I've never actually seen....).
Pirate's is my favorite!
the last time i was in "buffallo exchange" on hawethorne, i saw a welcome mat for sale there that had a pirate's skull and crossbones on it. the skull even had a cute little eye patch. inscribed on the mat were to words, "arrrgh, nice booty!"
thought the phrase was quite appropriate for today's topic
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