no no no no no no no no no no

So April comes in and she goes, "Hey Rebecca Marie! You wanna hear the grossest thing ever?"

And I’m all like, "Word! You totally know I do!"

And she’s all like, "Yesterday? Mario came in and went to the bathroom, right? And he freaks out in there….."

And I interrupt her and I’m like, "Oh no, worms?"

And she’s like, "No….."

And I’m all, "!!!!! Grosser than worms?"

And April, she goes, "There was a great big rat drowned in my toilet!"

And so of course I’m all, "Liar!!!"

And she says to me she goes, "No! Gabe and I accused Mario of bringing in a dead rat to trick us, but he swears it was realy just in there!!!"

And I’m like, "LIAR!!!! This is an URBAN LEDGEND!!!!"

And she’s all like, "I totally swear!"

And I said to her, I go, "You. Have. To. Bring. Me. A. Picture."

And she says to me "Okay, I’ll email you it over the weekend."

I swear. This conversation just happened.



arrivederci, rebecca marie