i found in my pursuit of God that He was much more hotly in pursuit of me.

Friday, November 03, 2006

uhm... no drawing for this one, i don't do porn

so the she-spawn is way too smart for words like "front-bottom," or "cootchie." she just is, fact. she refers to her junk as her labia (if you don't know specifically which part of a female is the labia, just look it up, clearly your mom didn't do her job).

at some point in the last few days she has gotten one letter off. she now refers to it as her ladia.

awesome.

so is it any surprise to me that at dinner last night she announced to the he-spawn and the mister that she and i have a ladia and that they have a menia?

quadruple awesome.

she rocks my world.

arrivederci, rebecca marie

14 flattering compliments:

Blogger JanniLaine gushed...

A gal at my work has her daughter call it her "business"

Seriously? Business?

I prefer Ladia!

11/03/2006 4:03 PM  
Blogger Jess gushed...

I love it! Call it what it is. The best is when little kids learn how to say vagina and it mostly comes out like "Bagina". Funny.

11/03/2006 8:38 PM  
Blogger Jess gushed...

I like when it looks like Jones thinks Vaginas are funny. Maybe i should use my own picture.

11/03/2006 8:39 PM  
Blogger Ryan Woods gushed...

It took me a minute to figure out what my wife was talking about. Jones thinks vaginas are funny? What? I didn't know that! But on further thought I think I've figured it out...I'm glad Jones doesn't think they're funny. He's too young for that.

11/04/2006 12:50 AM  
Blogger KMiV gushed...

I guess the terms for male parts seem to be funny sounding but I always wondered how you did that with females. Good thing we have all boys.

11/04/2006 8:00 AM  
Blogger Sarah gushed...

Menia is an original one. :) THat is sooo funny.

11/04/2006 3:30 PM  
Blogger Tim gushed...

Menia...hehehe

11/05/2006 8:11 PM  
Blogger arwen gushed...

shespawn is my shero. i can't even call it my labia... or ladia... I have to call it my "Frontie". How cool am I?

11/06/2006 12:20 PM  
Blogger arwen gushed...

and it wouldn't surprise me if Jones thought that baginas were funny...

see... I still can't call it a vag... Jess, I blame this on you.

11/06/2006 12:21 PM  
Blogger JanniLaine gushed...

My Boy-O-Boy calls it a Va-J-J (which we heard on "Grey's Anatomy")

As little people OFTEN do, he saw me dealing with my period once (he was about 6). I explained to him that once a month mommy's bodies clean out and it just looks scary. It's called a period blah blah blah...

Months later, I was complaining about a stomach ache and he asked "Is it your comma mommy?"

Bless him.

11/06/2006 6:40 PM  
Blogger arwen gushed...

dang... look at you SPC... you get caught up on Lost and there's no keepin you down!!! you're everywhere!!!

11/12/2006 7:49 PM  
Blogger Rebecca gushed...

Um, Ryan, you get to offer no advice here considering you want to name your child Burden or Jezebel! NO ADVICE FROM SPC PETERS UNTIL YOU TELL US IT'S NOT TRUE!!!!!!

11/14/2006 12:43 PM  
Blogger rebecca marie gushed...

seriously... those names make me cry for your baby.

11/15/2006 12:31 PM  
Blogger LITTLE MISS gushed...

Oh that is so funny! We have yet to cross that bridge, now I'm getting worried...

LMAO.

11/19/2006 10:43 PM  

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