love and hate
i hate it when i really want coffee, so i make coffee but while the coffee is brewing i decide to eat an apple. then, the coffee gets done and i realize that i don't want it anymore. i hate that.
however...
i love it when me and the mister take the spawn to eat chinese food, and when after much deliberation the boy settles on pork noodle soup me and the mister begin to tease him about what is in pork noodle soup. i tell him that it is basically spaghetti noodles and then they pee in the bowl and then add some pork and onions and if it's a real real classy place, half a hard boiled egg all sliced up. and so then i tell him that if they say "do you want special sauce?" he should right away say, "NO!" and then the girl says real real loud for everyone in the place to hear, "JUST ASK THEM FOR A BOWL OF SPAGHETTI WITH NO PEE IN IT." i love that.
arrivederci, rebecca marie
however...
i love it when me and the mister take the spawn to eat chinese food, and when after much deliberation the boy settles on pork noodle soup me and the mister begin to tease him about what is in pork noodle soup. i tell him that it is basically spaghetti noodles and then they pee in the bowl and then add some pork and onions and if it's a real real classy place, half a hard boiled egg all sliced up. and so then i tell him that if they say "do you want special sauce?" he should right away say, "NO!" and then the girl says real real loud for everyone in the place to hear, "JUST ASK THEM FOR A BOWL OF SPAGHETTI WITH NO PEE IN IT." i love that.
arrivederci, rebecca marie
proclaimed by rebecca marie at 9:20 AM
8 flattering compliments:
I love your spawn.
Can I have dibbs when you get sick of 'em? I need a constant source of entertainment around here.
i'd be happy to send them back with you next wednesday.
done and done.
and no, i'm not sick of them... just in need of a break.
mmmmm pee.
I LOVE the things you tell your kids! You are way too creative ... when it comes that time for my kids, I'm going to send them to your house for lessons on bloody clowns and pee soup.
I love your stories about your spawn... it gives me lots of good things to tell my peanut.. 4 1/2 weeks to go !!! YEAH!!
You need to come over and visit my wee'uns!
They'd love ya!
I used to hate chinese food. Probably because when I was a kid I ate pork noodle soup and got sick. Took a while to like the stuff but Lori got me started again.
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