st. nick, easter bunny, bottom faerie...
When I was about five years old, why did Janni Laine tell me that if I slept with out my underoos on, faeries would come in through my window and poke toothpicks into my bum cheeks? For years I was ascairt of the bottom faerie.
arrivederci, rebecca marie
arrivederci, rebecca marie
proclaimed by rebecca marie at 5:38 PM
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That is so funny. Thanks for the laugh.
I actually work with a few "bottom fairies". It's really none of my business, though.
Is "ascairt" the British spelling?
more the "how rebecca marie said it when she was five," spelling.
hey . . . that bottom fairy sort of looks like me!
i've often felt ascairt too. since then, i've always slept with a sheet pan in my pajama bottoms. ifin i soever here a metalic noise, i come out snapp'n with the salad tongs. i see you haven't mentioned the toe knomes. hint: oven mitts on the feet.
sincerely,
superflywebpimp, genius
welcome back, superfly
I would definately like to place an order for a tshirt with the bottom faerie on it. I will take one in black.
Thanks.
Hey, Rebecca Marie, what do you think we're gonna hafta do to get our siblings to post once in a while? Gabe's most recent is June 27th, and I noticed Janni Laine hasn't posted since July 18th. I think some sort of intervention may be in order...
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