your attention please
LISTEN UP INTERNET PEOPLE;
go buy my ring.
Now.
arrivederci, rebecca marie
(p.s. anyone who wants to buy my ring and emails me and tells me that they saw this blog post will get 1000.00 off. ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS.)
go buy my ring.
Now.
arrivederci, rebecca marie
(p.s. anyone who wants to buy my ring and emails me and tells me that they saw this blog post will get 1000.00 off. ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS.)
proclaimed by rebecca marie at 8:17 PM
12 flattering compliments:
DOOOOOOOD!!!!
I wanna buy it just so I can say that I saved a THOUSAND dollars because I knew the right people! What a cool story! Someone compliments you on your DIME sized diamond and you say "oh, and I saved a THOUSAND dollars simply because I knew Rebecca-Marie"
Who they say?
then I would make them feel REALLY stupid for not being in the club....
Hey Rebecca Marie! Did you know that my birthday is exactly a week from now?
In fact, its my 28th. You know, the, umm, Diamond Birthday!
awesome sarah! then for you, the discount would be 1001.00. enjoy your dollar!
(also, happy birthday!)
Maybe I'll buy that for Kori. Do you have any extreme discounts for poor people (aka ministers)?
oooooh, don't do that to meeeeee! the guilt factor is HORRID.
okay, i'm so serious about this...i'll take your thousand off, and i'll throw in a slew (because that's a cool word) of things to offset the price further (say..childcare and housecleaning for LIFE and so on).
you have no idea how bad i want that rock.
can i get a "no guilt inflicted" discount?
then my cash payment will be, let's see...(click click click on the calculator) about 497.88 right?
deal!
My birthday is sooner (6/17) and I'm also a minister (in training) . . . um and I have to live in the smelly south for a couple more years . . . and . . . Yeah, I got nothing. I can't even match the previous bid.
Good luck selling "El Rock-o Grande".
Did you ever think about the ol' ebay option? If you get a great background story (the pope blessed it minutes after being coronated) you could make some serious scratch.
actually, i bought it on ebay! for (are you sitting down) TWELVE HUNDRED DOLLARS. when i had it appraised two weeks ago i nearly fainted. my husband said "are you suuuuuure you want to sell it now that you know what it's worth?"
"heck yes i do."
i did try ebay, but i'm not in any hurry, so i'm not selling unless i get my asking price (sorry, breanna).
but, james that is a basically awesome idea. maybe i should study the facets until i find like, the face of Jesus or something.
"JESUS DIAMOND! BUY IT NOW FOR 17,000.00" that crazy online casino will snap it up.
James, no, MY birthday is sooner (6/13).
Me me me!
j/k, I actually think a rock that big would look really ridiculous on my pudgy short fingers...
Sorry for hogging all your comments, but I just had to come back and concur that your rock would indeed look fabulous on Kori's finger, Tim. :)
Well, it's good to know that the thought has crossed your mind, Timmy. Maybe you should find the same kind of deal that Rebecca Marie found on ebay. I am fairly certain that Kori would feel a bit ridiculous with a ring that big on her finger (especially because you are a minister).
deals are out there, seriously. my sister has a carat and half that she bought on ebay for 850.00. i got a SCREAMING deal.
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