nazi boss - "so, uhm, rebecca marie, how do you feel about doing some contract work next week for training?"
me - "i feel like kicking you in the you-know-whos. oh, and then? spitting in your coffee. also, yes, for my regular pay PLUS one thousand dollars, anus."
nazi boss - "i'll see if i can clear that with the owner. i drink tea, is that a problem?"
sometimes you're the cosmopolitan chick walking around with her venti soy triple shot latte without a care in the world and sometimes you're the unsavory martyr who didn't even get a cup of stale coffee with non-dairy coffee whitener in it.
7 flattering compliments:
Right...
Yeah...
We're going to need for you to go ahead and come in early. We're going to need for you to stay another couple of weeks...
We're going to need for you to go ahead and work this weekend....
hee hee!!! NO MORE OFFICE SPACE FOR YOU!!!
they already tried....
it went like this....
nazi boss - "so, uhm, rebecca marie, how do you feel about doing some contract work next week for training?"
me - "i feel like kicking you in the you-know-whos. oh, and then? spitting in your coffee. also, yes, for my regular pay PLUS one thousand dollars, anus."
nazi boss - "i'll see if i can clear that with the owner. i drink tea, is that a problem?"
me - "no, i can spit in tea just as easily."
nice!
i wish my quitting days were so close at hand! i still have over a year until i am done with school and get to move on to my new profession!
I'll pour one out on the curb for you. Uno mas.
Hang in there, RM.
But I'm rooting against you: the weekend is actaully my work-week. I work two double-shifts on the weekends.
HAPPY LAST DAY REBECCA MARIE!!!
THIS IS YOUR BOSS. SPITTING IN MY TEA IS NOT FUNNY.
Just kidding.
Post a Comment
<< Home