i am not a citizen of this life trying to make it to heaven, i am a citizen of heaven trying to make it through this life. sarah completely and totally rules the school like no school ruler has ruled before. she rules it so hard.

Thursday, December 06, 2007

conversation that just happened

she-spawn - mommy, why do you like coffee so much?

me - (in a very dramatic voice) because it is the elixir of life.

she-spawn - (shaking her head gravely) no it isn't...

me - then what is?

she-spawn - God.

'nuff said.

(this is way different than the conversation that happened two nights ago, which was equally awesome for very different reasons)

she-spawn - mommy, why do you wear two bras when you exercise?

me - 'cause i've got HUGE knockers.

she-spawn - (said with uncanny joey tribianni inflection) YEAH YOU DO!

she makes my heart sing.

arrivederci, rebecca marie

5 flattering compliments:

Blogger Jax gushed...

Could that be just a little cuter please? :)

12/06/2007 10:18 PM  
Blogger Gina gushed...

She is the cutest, smartest girl spawn ever! I can't stop giggling.

12/06/2007 11:16 PM  
Blogger KMiV gushed...

Kids, I mean--"Spawns!"

She is cute and that was funny.

12/07/2007 12:52 PM  
Blogger Pet-tree gushed...

It was funny..I did get your text..it made me smile the rest of the evening.

12/09/2007 11:46 AM  
Blogger tabitha jane gushed...

friend of mine's spawn: mommy i want another pancake

friend of mine: i think you need to eat some yogurt before you can have another pancake

FOMS: BUT I WANT A PANCAKE!

FOM: let's compromise: you eat a few bits of yogurt, i will give you another pancake

FOMS: let's compromise: i eat a pancake.

1/09/2008 4:23 PM  

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