i'm a disgusting piece of woman meat.
in thirty-four years on this planet, i've had two hickeys. or is it hickies? see, i don't even know. one the mister planted on my neck when we were dating, as a JOKE, not knowing how QUICK they happened. he was horrifed, i was humiliated, it's not happened again.
so imagine my horror when he says to me yesterday, "oh my word, did i do that?"
"what?" i say
"on your neck...." he says
"WHAT ON MY NECK???" i yell, panicking...
"that hickey."
so he takes a picture with my phone (cause it was handy, you know).
yes ladies and gentlemen... i went to tlc with a hickey on the back of my neck. cause apparently, i'm just that classy.
shut up... at least we've still got it, right? right???
arrivederci,
rebecca marie
p.s. mourn with me, i've just lost the mister and the he-spawn to guitar hero 3
so imagine my horror when he says to me yesterday, "oh my word, did i do that?"
"what?" i say
"on your neck...." he says
"WHAT ON MY NECK???" i yell, panicking...
"that hickey."
so he takes a picture with my phone (cause it was handy, you know).
yes ladies and gentlemen... i went to tlc with a hickey on the back of my neck. cause apparently, i'm just that classy.
shut up... at least we've still got it, right? right???
arrivederci,
rebecca marie
p.s. mourn with me, i've just lost the mister and the he-spawn to guitar hero 3
proclaimed by rebecca marie at 10:14 AM
7 flattering compliments:
I sure wish I had known this when I saw you at TLC - I could have used a good laugh!
I don't know, looks mor like a tumor to me– I would get that thing checked out....
HAWTT!
i totally even forgot about the existence of tlc . . .
you stay classy rebecca marie.
I didn't even notice at TLC. You are classy.
My first hickey was pretty embarassing. I was in high school and it was at prom and everyone could see it the next week. You can't even make up a good excuse for a hickey. Needless to say I never took her out again.
reminds me of my old post about hickies. hmmmm :)
word verif: nuzlvm
You and the hickey rock on! You should circle it with a sharpie and write: <-- my husband was here
That's hott.
I wish I could have seen it in person, perhaps made some sort of announcement...
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